Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Live, from Orlando, it's apathetic bowl showing!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Lowdown on the NFL Showdowns
That’s easy: The Cardinals, who conveniently host the hometown Falcons on Saturday afternoon.
Despite beating the hapless Seahawks, 34-21, on Sunday, the Cardinals have dropped four of their last six games, and all four losses came against eventual playoff teams.
They are looking for some consistency offensively, outside bona fide MVP candidate Kurt Warner, who has made everyone except your noteworthy scribe forget about wunderkind Matt Leinart, who could be shotguning beers and making sweet love to Kristin from Laguna Beach and it wouldn’t even draw a look from coach Ken Whisenhunt.
Anyway, the Cardinals were a chic pick for the Super Bowl two months ago, when their fancy forward pass was all the rage with those hip college kids. It’s still impressive, but they also lead the playoff teams in two dubious categories: Greatest disparity in offensive playcalling and most points allowed.
The Cardinals’ leading rusher was Edgerrin James -- yes, he’s still alive -- with 514 yards. Michael Turner, who leads the Falcons in rushing, has 1,699, more than three times James’ total.
Edge went over 100 yards Sunday for just the second time this season. In seven games prior, the Cardinals’ rushing yards read like this: 22, 40, 21, 10, 32, 23, 19.
Those are yards. Not points.
The Falcons haven’t exactly been stylish in winning their past three games, but there’s some cliché about not awarding style points that you can insert here.
Since passing for a career-high 315 yards on Dec. 7 against the Saints, freshly-minted AP offensive rookie of the year Matt Ryan’s numbers in his last three games have been modest: 400 yards, two TDs, four INTs.
But if Ryan needs to pass 40 times on Saturday -- and he shouldn’t -- the Falcons will lose.
Turner needs 150 yards. Ryan needs 200 against one of the most porous defenses in the NFL. Jason Elam, why couldn’t you lead Bauer Football to the Fantasy Football Promise Land??
You know we’ve all entered an alternate universe when the Falcons, predicted by The Sporting News to finish 1-15, are favored by 2.5 to win in Glendale. And it should be noted that your interested observer predicted the Falcons to finish with six or seven wins when he boldly stated as much Oct. 18 on the now-defunct 2 Guys, 1 Blog. Sure do miss that template.
Final score: Falcons 24, Cardinals 20.
Pick to win the NFC: Eagles. Just watch. Colts will win the AFC.
More Grumblings from around the NFL:
-- After getting thoroughly embarrassed in a 44-6 loss in Philadelphia, Cowboys coach Wade Phillips -- he retains that title for now -- vowed to get tougher with his players. Sounds eerily familiar to four weeks before he was canned in Buffalo for lacking intensity on the sidelines.
He’s a great defensive coordinator -- note his work with the Bills and Chargers -- but he just doesn’t have the demeanor to galvanize a locker room -- particularly a locker room with the most egos in sports.
-- Say what you will about the despised Hoodie, but this was Bill Belichick’s most impressive coaching job of his career. It far surpasses the 16-0 regular season or any of the three Super Bowls he won with a bevy of talent.
When prized QB Tom Brady went down Week 1, Belichick was forced to mold a talent, Matt Cassell, who hadn’t thrown a pass since high school. Eleven wins and one uplifting Miami victory later, the Pats are, alas, left out of this year’s playoffs.
If not for rousing coaching debuts by first-year coaches Mike Smith, John Harbaugh and Tony Sparano, Belichick would be my humble pick for Coach of the Year.
-- According to published reports late Tuesday afternoon, the Bills will retain embattled coach Dick Jauron for another season. As has been reported all fall, Jauron signed a contract extension earlier this season through 2011, though it is highly unlikely he’ll make it that far.
The question now is whether 90-year-old owner Ralph Wilson will keep his coach, who has infuriated the fan base with his error-prone playcalling and nonexistent second-half adjustments. Should Jauron have been fired? Eh, probably. The Bills are the perennial underachievers, settling for a 7-9 season -- again.
Jauron now has the shortest leash in the NFL, and if he were to be fired, it’s a rather appealing position. The Bills have a solid run game with Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson, who came on strong the last three weeks of the season while Lynch was injured. And they have a progressing quarterback in Trent Edwards, who is still a few years away from reaching his full potential.
The biggest need for the Bills, however, is acquiring an offensive lineman and a playmaking outside linebacker to compliment Kamika Mitchell.
-- Detroit’s perfectly imperfect season may have impacted one impressionable observer: Matthew Stafford.
Stafford, projected as a top-3 pick by several draft gurus if he decides to forgo his senior season, could be selected first by the Lions if they aren’t swayed by Heisman winner and Oklahoma sophomore Sam Bradford’s dizzying passing numbers.
Would you want to play for the Lions, who on Sunday became the first NFL team to go 0-16 in a season?
Well, yes and no.
Yes: You’d get an opportunity to play right away, knowing the champion from the Punt, Pass and Kick competition could likely beat out incumbent Dan Orklovsky for the starting job. You have two dynamic playmakers on offense, WR Calvin Johnson and RB Kevin Smith. Everyone will be starting fresh under a new coach, after Rod Marinelli was fired on Black Monday. And you get to play your home games inside, a quarterback’s dream.
No: You get an opportunity to play right away. With a team that just finished 0-16, the rookie season could be filled with several Welcome to the NFL Moments. Never good for the psyche. Either is losing 11 games, which the Lions will do unless they significantly shore up the most defenseless defense in the league. And you may be playing under the most dysfunctional front office in sports.
-- Said it around this time last year, and this year we’ll say it even more vehemently: Brett Favre needs to retire.
An MRI on Favre’s ailing right arm showed a torn biceps tendon, which may have been the result of too many curls with the Big Guy. Nonetheless, the injury won’t require “major” surgery, meaning Favre should ready for training camp, which is a must for a 38-year-old quarterback who was downright horrible during the latter stages of the season, surely the main contributor to the Jets’ implosion.
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Monday, December 29, 2008
They can have whatever they like
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas
Friday, December 19, 2008
Madness in the Mile High Club
Before exploring the week's activities -- or inactivity, if you're the Braves -- how about a refresher course in meteorology?
In the Western part of New York, the Finger Lakes if you're looking at a map, there tends to be significant snowfall in the winter because of the "lake effect," or the weather phenomenon that occurs when a cold front crosses over a body of water. Any city or region on the eastern side of the lake is hit hardest.
My parents attended Oswego College, literally crawling distance from Lake Ontario, and they told me horror stories about their adventures in getting to class. There were underground tunnels. There was a pulley system that would guide students around campus because the wind gusts would occasionally knock girls, or extraordinarily scrawny guys, to the ground. And there was the snow, the sometimes 2-3-foot squalls that would accumulate within hours and engulf the front half of the car.
Anyway, the first big snowstorm of the year hit the Northeast on Friday, which just so happened to be the busiest travel day of the year, with many getting Monday and Tuesday off next week for an extended holiday break.
More than half of the planes that were supposed to land at Rochester International Airport were cancelled, wreaking havoc for a certain OTR scribe and his family, and clouding what was supposed to be a holly, jolly Christmas of family portraits and award-winning theatrical productions. No joke.
Brother 1, who flew out of L.A.X at 4 a.m. Friday morning, is stranded in Chicago until Sunday, after having three flights and two standby flights delayed, then cancelled.
Save a potentially career-ending run-in with the law six years ago, this afternoon's flight into
Rochester, with Radiohead's "Jigsaw Falling Into Place" pumping through the iPod headphones, was the most harrowing experience of your young author's life. It was snowing so hard it drifted sideways. The runway already had 10 inches of snow on it when we landed, which drew a sarcastic and relieved round of applause from the 80 passengers.
"Welcome to Cancun," the captain said.
And then the trip got fun, because the snow plows had yet to, you know, clear the white stuff from an already slick driving surface.
Estimated driving distance between Rochester and Canandaigua: 35 miles, or about 40 minutes.
Leave baggage claim: 5:21 p.m.
Open the door of my house: 8:11 p.m., our trip prolonged by a Saab that had been jackknifed into a snowdrift at least a foot high, blocking our exit, a snow plow that decided to do donuts near the median and a pick-up of two beer-battered fish fries for two hungry voyagers.
Frustration level: 8.
Not too bad considering the frustration level and current mental state of Frank Wren and the rest of the Braves brass.
The second-year general manager was duped earlier this week into believing free-agent shortstop Rafael Furcal was headed back to Atlanta to create a formidable double-play duo in the middle of the Braves infield. The reports are mixed, but Wren was told by Furcal's agent Monday night to send over a term sheet -- the final step in the negotiating process. It was never returned.
Instead, the Dodgers re-entered the bidding war for the 31-year-old's services, and offered him a three-year, $30M offer that he accepted Wednesday, prompting former Braves GM and current team president John Schuerholz to characterize the dealings as "despicable."
In the past two months, Wren and the Braves have...
- Been forced to mash together a multi-prospect, Yunel Escobar-cornerstone package to appease the unappeasable and slightly insane Padres GM Kevin Towers, only to see the negotiations die a slow and public death after six weeks.
- Been outbid for All-Star right-hander A.J. Burnett, who signed a hefty contract late last week with the New York Yankees. A source told OTR Sports that although Burnett seriously considered joining the Braves, he wanted to focus solely on pitching -- in the National League, pitchers also must bat -- and be closer to his wife, who does not fly.
- Been publicly embarrassed by the Furcal fallout. The move to land the former NL Rookie of the Year seemed ideal: Get the tablesetter that had been lacking last year, keep Escobar, whom many believe is one of the slickest-fielding shortstops in baseball, move the error-prone Kelly Johnson into left field and give Furcal, who missed most of last season with a back injury, some relief and prolong his stay in Atlanta, where he has a home and developed a strong relationship with manager Bobby Cox.
The result: If the season started tomorrow, the Braves would finish -- at best -- in third place, 10 or 15 games behind the Mets and Phillies. And if the Nationals are able to entice first baseman Mark Teixeira with their reported eight-year, $180M offer, they could legitimately finish ahead of the once-proud Braves franchise.
There's still time before spring training, and after having three promising deals fall through because of miscalculation, misguidance or the misdeeds of a particular agent, the Braves should be more determined than ever to make substantial overtures to pitchers Derek Lowe and Ben Sheets, and maybe even reignite the flickering Jake Peavy trade talks.
Their 2009 season, and their quest to again become of baseball's most appealing destinations, likely depends on it.
Other Week-long Grumblings
-- Full disclosure: Never truly been a fan of Teixeira, the former Georgia Tech and Braves standout who epitomized the team's seismic shift last season from preseason World Series favorites to a 90-loss squad with no identity. And if the reports that surfaced Thursday are true, that the Red Sox "are not going to be a factor" in the Teixeira derby, as the Red Sox team president said in an e-mail to The Associated Press, it reaffirms the previously held notion that Tex doesn't want to win a championship.
If he rejects the Red Sox deal, which was reportedly somewhere between $160-$184M over eight seasons, he'll likely wind up with the lowly, hometown Nationals (he grew up in Maryland) or back with the Angels, who made the initial offer of $160M two weeks ago.
He would be hilariously foolish to turn down the Red Sox, who desperately need a bat to protect David Ortiz and could easily move Kevin Youkilis over to third base to accommodate the switch-hitting robot. And just imagine the AL East, with the upstart Rays, the reloaded Yankees and the Tex-powered Bo Sox. What intrigue.
-- There is no team in the NBA that matches up favorably against the streaking Celtics, who claimed their 17th consecutive victory Friday night over the Bulls. No team except the Hawks, who had several chances to secure their signature victory Wednesday night against the defending world champs, but fell in the final seconds after All-Star Joe Johnson missed the second of two free throws with less than 3 seconds remaining.
Deranged power forward Kevin Garnett was quoted in Thursday's editions of the AJC as saying, "For the record, this is not a rivalry. You have to win some games for it to be a rivalry."
Hm. Last year the would-be champs needed seven games to fend off a pesky and inexperienced Hawks team. And this season, the soon-to-be champs have won both games, but by a total of four points. The Hawks are the last team Boston wants to see in the playoffs come spring, rivalry or not.
-- This just in to OTR Headquarters: The Braves made their second splash of the offseason, resigning utilityman Greg Norton to a one-year deal. Hey, if nothing else, the best quote on the team is back, and so is the most unorthodox and clumsy left fielder in the major leagues.
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They always come back. Sooner or later...
Monday, December 15, 2008
Who Throws a Shoe? Honestly!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Loathing the Loved in More Ways than One
Oh, what a feeling it is to be back, pounding away in this sophisticated HTML format and again seeing the barely discernible graphic and title in the header. You may be asking yourself what sparked the merger of OTR and 2 Guys, 1 Blog -- and if you're not, you probably should -- and it was quite simple: Eight readers is a lot more appealing than four!
Although the run of 2 Guys, 1 Blog was valiant -- it existed for two months without the contributions from second guy on the one blog, Jordan Backs -- every blogger of import must advance his career.
So advance we must.
As did the Florida Gators -- to the BCS National Championship Game.
Can't say your noteworthy scribe is shocked -- it was written in a similar space about five weeks ago that the Gators would be co-participants in the sport's grandest game -- and there certainly cannot be any qualms about their position in the final BCS standings released Sunday.
Saturday's SEC championship game against Alabama lived up to its billing, and although the 11-point margin of victory was one more than originally predicted here, it was close throughout.
Love him or loathe him, Gators quarterback Tim Tebow probably won himself another Heisman Trophy, and rightfully so. Since that now-famous apology after the shocking loss to Ole Miss on Sept. 27 -- and hey, Houston Nutt's bunch didn't turn out to be so bad this season, huh? -- Tebow has been sensational.
The dude makes very few mistakes -- he's thrown only two interceptions this season -- and with speedster Percy Harvin held out because of an ankle injury, Tebow reverted to his 2007 Heisman-winning form, when the entire offense ran through him.
Because OTR Sports was not officially founded until late August, we did not qualify to submit a Heisman vote this season. So this year's decision-makers will have wrestle with this question: Does Tim Tebow deserve to become the second player in college football history to win back-to-back Heisman Trophies?
If you listened to the talkingheads before and after the Gators' win on Saturday, they were elevating Tebow to elite status, calling him one of the best college football players of all-time. And you can make all the jokes you want about his affinity for circumcisions and social work, but there's no denying he's been great for the game -- a genuine kid who plays with so much emotion that he's bumping into the kickoff unit and chomping, clapping and flailing the entire fourth quarter.
The belief here is that he will win the Heisman on Saturday, joining Archie Griffin as the only players to win back-to-back trophies in sports' most prestigious club. And he will do so not only because of his incredible statistics -- and the Gators' nine-game win streak and second BCS title-game appearance in three years helps -- but because of the intangibles and his leadership ability. No player is more important to his team's success than Tebow.
This prediction is subject to change, but right now, with Harvin expected to be at full speed in exactly one month: Florida 38, Oklahoma 34.
Impulsive Thoughts on the BCS
-- There's no complaining here about the BCS title game matchup. We know the Blatantly Corrupt System is unfair, and the Longhorns and seething coach Mack Brown are this year's victims. We know Texas defeated eventual Big 12 champ Oklahoma 45-35 on a neutral field a month and a half ago. But we also know that, unfortunately, this is the system we have, and that this is the tiebreaking mechanism the Big 12 has (although it immediately began revising the process). Looking for justice in this system? Not happening, especially with ESPN's recent contract to televise BCS games dashing hopes for a playoff until at least the 2014 season.
-- Alabama did expose a weakness that Oklahoma and stud running back DeMarco Murray could exploit: Florida appeared somewhat soft against a power run game. Glen Coffee ran between the tackles and through the Gators' defense with great success Saturday, but when the Tide was forced into a downfield passing game, quarterback John Parker Wilson was -- predictably -- unable to move the ball. Wilson was also pummeled by a strong Gators pass rush, something Georgia couldn't provide when the otherwise unspectacular senior torched the secondary during the since-forgotten -- haha, yeah right! -- beating Between the Hedges.
-- After a quick perusal of this year's bowl games, here are five that your trusty observer is interested in watching:
1. BCS National Championship, Florida/Oklahoma: Duh.
2. BCS Fiesta Bowl, Ohio State/Texas: The feeling here is that Ohio State will upset the Longhorns, who will still be filing complaints into the Big 12 commissioner's office about their conference championship-game snub. Look for Buckeyes quarterback Terrelle Pryer to put on a Youngian performance in one of the postseason's most intriguing matchups. Or they could epically flop, like they did the past two seasons.
3. Cotton Bowl, Ole Miss/Texas Tech: TT coach Mike Leach already has one foot out the door, and that could only further the legend of first-year Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt, whose reclamation project is surely one of this season's feel-good stories.
4. Chick-fil-A Bowl, Georgia Tech/LSU: Georgia Tech will drive only two miles to put on a unmatched rushing display that will garner nationwide attention. Seriously: Tech will rush for 500 yards against LSU's beleaguered defense.
5. Capital One Bowl, Georgia/Michigan State: To avoid a public backlash, we put this on the list. The game will feature two of the best running backs in the nation, Georgia's Knowshon Moreno and Michigan State's Javon Ringer, although we wholeheartedly disagree with the Red and Black's assertion last Friday that Moreno is the best back in the nation. (Iowa's Shonn Greene is.)
More Weekend Grumblings
-- Rehabbing pitcher John Smoltz reportedly threw off the mound for the first time Friday and impressed both manager Bobby Cox and pitching coach Roger McDowell. That, of course, is a good sign for Braves fans who predicted that Smoltz's shoulder surgery in June was career-ending. He is apparently about a month ahead of schedule, and should be ready when the Braves start Spring Training. After watching the fallout from October's Atlanta Magazine article in which Smoltz was quoted as saying he will pitch elsewhere if the Braves don't offer him a contract -- duh! -- general manager Frank Wren will likely offer the veteran hurler a one-year, incentives-laden deal sometime in the next two months. Whether he will start or pitch out of the bullpen is unclear.
-- There was great satisfaction Friday night in watching Buffalo terminate Ball State's perfect season, and thereby ending quarterback Nate Davis' slim chances of winning the Heisman. An unnamed source told OTR Sports that Buffalo coach Turner Gill is a finalist to fill the head-coaching vacancy at Syracuse -- is that really an upgrade? -- along with East Carolina's Skip Holtthhss. Gill will reportedly meet with Auburn officials early this week to discuss that opening as well.
His revival of once-downtrodden Buffalo has been remarkable, though, and a similar transformation at either Auburn or Syracuse will happen -- in three or four years.
-- Team Buckiiiiits began its earnest march toward a championship Sunday with a 65-15 beatdown of Ain't Got a Clue, which truly did not. The game was called with 11 minutes remaining because of the 50-point margin of victory. (See photo right for visual representation.)
Besides obvious contributions from yours truly -- five points and immeasurable statistics, such as team-morale boosting and mistake-free ball-handling (a miracle) -- OTR Sports chairman Adam Rosenberg scored a team-high 18 points, and Jordan Backs added 15 points and 11 assists.
The game was, however, marred by some very disturbing and unsportsmanlike behavior.
Disturbing: Big Guy, the recipient of a beautiful outlet pass by a certain blogger, airmailed a layup attempt and went tumbling into the sparse crowd. Luckily Kiel was there to clean up the mess, but the world's least intimidating player -- at 6-foot-3, Big Guy is taller than everyone else in the league -- finished with two points, a few steals and even more boneheaded plays. (Notice awkward landing and the ball's position, on the other side of the basket.)
Unsportsmanlike behavior: Team captain Mayonnaise, obviously thinking we were playing in a high school game where blowouts draw headlines on p. 5 of the Athens Banner-Herald, decided a full-court press was necessary when Buckiiiits was up by 44 with 15 minutes to play in the second half. For those who weren't in attendance -- and that's not many of you -- this team had obvious difficulties handling, passing and, most critical to the game of basketball, shooting the ball.
But was that any reason to exacerbate their miscues, further humiliate a team that was already down by more than 40 and show blatant disrespect in a league that is supposed to be about having fun with your friends? No. It's understood that points allowed makes a difference in playoff seeding, but let the darn kids shoot the ball on their side of the floor, at the very least. If they miss -- and by god they did! -- so be it. To be honest, it was disheartening to be on a team that exhibited such poor sportsmanship. Here's to hoping Buuckkiiits can play with a little more class in four weeks.
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
Good Day For Golf If You're a Dawg Fan
However, the real stomach-turner for Georgia fans is happening a few miles away from North Avenue at the Georgia Dome. Alabama and Florida, two teams that beat Georgia by a combined score of 467-31, are locking up in "the biggest SEC title game in history."
The Dome with Georgia in its name is hosting Georgia's most hated rival and a team that handed the Dawgs an epic beating Between the Hedges. Nick Saban and Urban Meyer in the same place at the same time has to have those little machines the Ghostbusters use to detect evil in a frenzy. Has there ever been more concentrated scumbaggery in one building?
Bama's defense is absolutley brutal, with guys like Mt. Cody demanding double teams and Rolando McClain waiting behind him to gobble up the leftovers. If there's any defense in the SEC, or maybe the nation, that matches up with the Gators, it has to be the Crimson Tide's. They pressure quarterbacks and the secondary has been opportunistic. All of these things are necessary to defend Florida.
Meanwhile, the Tide's offense isn't a world-beater by any means. Of course, the plowed through Georgia's defense. So did Kentucky. John Parker Wilson and his feathered bangs could be in for a painful day against a lightning-fast Gator defense. Alabama needs to just run it down Florida's throat, because I don't see JPW beating anyone with his arm (except Georgia...notice a trend?).
We all know about the Gators' offense. Sometimes, I think Meyer just throws a dart at his offensive depth chart to decide who's getting the ball on each play. However, Percy Harvin most certainly won't be 100% healthy. Neither will Chris Rainey. In their absence, Tebow is going to try to put the offense on his shoulders. Needless to say, it's worked in the past. With or without Harvin and Rainey, the Florida offense is seemingly averaging 60 points per game this season. The Georgia Dome hasn't seen offense like that since the Rams brought the Greatest Show on Turf to town.
The uncertainty on offense for the Gators puts pressure on the defense. That's fine for Brandon Spikes and company. The Florida defense has been devestating offenses all season, and they're scary-young. Janoris Jenkins is a freshman. Major Wright and Ahmad Black are sophomores. Ruh Roh. The Gators should feast on JPW, but the Bama rushing attack is effective enough to temper the pass rush a little.
Florida is 10-point favorites heading into this game. They also have been obliterating the competition for two months, so it doesn't seem like a bad spread. But Alabama hasn't lost a game, and they're extremely well-coached. They also have a large chip on their shoulder.
Prepare to have your jaws dropped. I'm following the lead of Georgia-grad and ESPN.com writer Mark Schlabach. I'm picking the Tide in the upset special, and not because I hate Florida. I really think the Red Elephants take home the trophy as Saban begins his reign of terror. To make matters worse, he'll leave Atlanta with four or five more top-10 recruits for next year's class.
Tide 31-Gators 28
Apparently, there's some sort of championship game in Tampa on Saturday as well. Boston College and Virginia Tech will entertain the masses with a thrilling showdown in Raymond James Stadium. I posed this question earlier in the season and I ask it again. If someone wins the ACC title, and nobody is there to see it, does it make a sound?
I don't know or care about either of these teams. The fact that they are in this game speaks to the fact that every other ACC team wanted it less. I have seen Va Tech's offense this year, and it looked terrible. I'll go off that.
BC 17-VT 10
The most deserving team in the Big 12 will spend Saturday on the couch dowining nachos, as Texas can only watch and root for Mizzou as they take on Oklahoma in the Big 12 title game. Sure, beating a team on a neutral site sounds like a good tiebreaker, but going by BCS standings is much more logical. Do you think that OU fans even feel like they deserve this one?
Imagine being a Texas fan or player right now. It would be like if Georgia and Florida each had one loss (ah, that would be nice), and Georgia had beaten Florida in Jacksonville by 10 points. Yet, inexplicably, the Gators go to the Dome. We would all be rightfully livid. I feel your pain Longhorn fans.
Anyway, the Missouri Paper Tigers have a chance against the Sooners. Just not a good one. OU is hot right now and they will complete their bizzare torment of the Horns. OU punches their ticket to Miami in this one.
Sooners 42-Tigers 31
Enjoy the day of football. And if you're a Georgia fan, try not to think of what could have been.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Breaking News
Athens--During the week, the Off the Record Board of Directors conducted its year-end meetings at the Sandals Beach Resort in Jamaica. In addition to enjoying the robust buffet and numerous on-site watersports opportunities, Off the Record left the meeting with some big news to report.
If you'll remember back to OTR's infancy, we had a promising young writer named Ryan Lavner on staff. Due to creative differences (I was creative, he wasn't), Lavner and OTR agreed to part ways. Lavner went on to co-found Two Guys, One Blog with Jordan Backs. After Backs opted out of the blog for a career in modeling, Lavner was left to fend for himself.
However, we here at OTR thoroughly enjoy Lavner's analysis and writing ability. He is a talented writer and a half-decent human.
With that being said, we are pleased to announce that Lavner will be rejoining the OTR team, effective immediately. Lavner's new contract is good through 2011, paying him $2.4 million per year with incentives for good columns.
Along with the phenom that is Bill Kitson, OTR looks to be formidable for years to come.
Lavner will be issuing a press release through his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, some time during the weekend.
Please, if you think Lavner sucks, tell us. We will be glad to kick him back out on his backside.
Stay tuned for more on this late-breaking development.