It's Friday, which means it's time for my feeble attempts at picking winners for the weekend's slate of games. Last week, I was 2-2 thanks to Tommy Bowden's yearly meltdown and the fighting Patriots of Oglethorpe County upsetting Athens Christian School.
Hopefully, I get back on track with a perfect week.
First off: Tip of the cap to Bobby Johnson and the Vandy Commodores. Anyone who can make Steve Spurrier turn such a flattering shade of crimson is ok in my book. The Dores played inspired football at home and are sure to resume their role as a major thorn in the SEC's side. Make no mistake Georgia fans. As bad as the Cocks looked last night, Spurrier will have them ready to play when the Dawgs head to Columbia next weekend.
Now, on to the madness.
Central Michigan at No.2 Georgia
I mean, I had a feeling Georgia would be hard pressed to maintain their number one ranking all season. I just didn't think the would lose it following a blowout win. Anyway, I digress. Dan LeFevour, known around the blogosphere as Tebow Lite, leads the Chippewas into Sanford for another non-conference sacrifice. LeFevour led the world in all-purpose yards last year. However, he did so against Miami (OH), Toledo and other perennial football powers.
The Dawgs' defense will continue life without Jeff Owens, but look for Corey Irvin to fill in admirably. Knowshon Moreno should receive more carries this week, regardless of the score. Richt will probably want to get him tuned up for the Gamecocks next week.
We all know Richt is a nice, aw-shucks guy...most of the time. It's time for Evil Richt to return. The Evil Richt that organized a dance party in the end zone in Jacksonville. The Evil Richt that turned Sanford into a sea of black. We need him back. You see...apparently, winning by several touchdowns on a second-rate directional school in your season opener isn't enough. So on Saturday, I hope Richt remembers that. I'm sure Central Michigan's players, coaches, and fans are all fine people. Georgia needs to slaughter them without a shred of mercy on Saturday.
DAWGS 41- Chips 7
Georgia Tech at Boston College
Contrary to popular belief, Hurricane Gustav didn't merely miss New Orleans by chance. In fact, Paul Johnson met the hurricane in the gulf and hurtled it off in to space. You see, Paul Johnson is God. He proved that by thrashing Jacksonville State.
This weekend, the Jackets head to Beantown to face Boston College. Last season, the Eagles were second nationally in run defense. The Jackets are down two starting linebackers. Somehow, the Eagles will defy logic, fate, and theology by slaying Johnson and the Jackets.
Eagles 21- Jackets 10
Miami at No. 5 Florida
The Battle for the War Canoe is going down in The Swamp and it's probably the least interesting edition of this rivalry in years. Miami quarterback Robert Marve is making his first collegiate start in what is widely regarded as the most hostile environment in the country. Miami still has offensive issues to work out.
Percy Harvin returns to the lineup after a heel injury, as does linebacker Brandon Spikes. I do think the experts that have this pegged as a blowout are wrong. The Canes will keep it close for about three quarters, then look for the Gators to pull away.
Gators 35-Canes 21
Detroit Lions at Atlanta Falcons
The NFL season kicks off its first full slate of games on Sunday. Luckily for us Georgia residents, that means Falcons football. Falcons brass practically threw tickets out the windows of the Georgia Dome in order to make the game a sellout. I predict it will be a patented Arthur Blank Connect-the-Dots Sellout.
As for the action on the field, the Falcons unveil a new...everything. New coach Mike Smith, new tailback Michael Turner and of course, new quarterback Matt Ryan. I have a feeling Ryan might need new shorts after the pounding he's bound to take. Meanwhile, Calvin Johnson looks to make his return to Atlanta memorable. That shouldn't be a problem against the Dirty Birds.
Lions 28-Falcons 13
So how about it folks? What do you think? Am I right? Does anyone care?
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1 comment:
I agree with the picks sir adam, however look for tebow lite and company to make troy-like performance in stanford not as close but closer than what people think. I say 38-21, around that area, never being closer than 10 pts throughout the game though.
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p.s percy harvin gets hurt in this game, and miami still gets blown out
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